Prank on Brian

I'm just going to copy and paste what I just typed to my friend.

Sheila had this fake cat turd. We all laughed hysterically over Brians possible reaction of finding it. muahahaha. So I got home Saturday and put it on the bed next to his pillow. I made sure to be in the room when he found it cuz 1. I wanted to see the look on his face. 2. I wanted to be able to stop him from killing Tommy. So he sees it, gets this look of horror on his face and starts his little stomp towards the bed. Y'all should see this stomp by the way. I imagine it's similar to Napoleans. So I'm having to turn my head to keep from laughing out loud. With my hangover my head almost explodes. When he gets right up on it he realizes it's fake. I don't know how. It looks soooo real. It's in my jewelry box right now and everyday when I open that up to get out "the ring" it surprises the sh!t out of me ha ha no pun intended. I'm thinking about putting it in the vegetable drawer or something next. Back to the story, so Brian tells me that when he saw it he had already scanned over possible ways to kill Tom and had already settled on one. In just a matter of seconds! God that was funny. And if you knew Brian you would be rolling on the ground holding your stomach laughing. He is a neat freak, anal retentive and even admits to being OCD. This is the guy that has the best cleaning products, vacumes every 4 days, knows how to get makeup out of our towels, etc. etc. He hates cats. He is being a good sport about having one live with him. For him to find a cat turd in his place is huge. For it to be in his bed next to his pillow is hilarious. I really wish I would have video recorded the whole incident. Alright, I'm off to plan the next joke on him. Any ideas are appreciated.

I really do crack myself up sometimes. ;)