Hangovers
Oh my. There is actually a song for this
Hangover~B-side
I had a lot to drink last night
I almost got into a fight
And something doesn't feel right about it
I woke up this morning feeling rough
I knew my day was gonna be tough
And I have had enough, or have I?
I wish I could be sober
When I'm feeling hungover
I know I'll be winning when my ceiling isn't spinning yeah, yeah!
It's really getting to my brain
I'm tired of waking up in pain
I swear I'll never drink again, but will I?
I wish I could be sober
When I'm feeling hungover
I know I'll be winning when my ceiling isn't spinning yeah, yeah!
Top things I hate about hangovers
-nausea and or vomiting
-being hot all day
-very hot flashes
-uncontrollable body jerks out of nowhere
-heart racing as I try to fall sleep *this could also be the redbull*
-being so hungry but unable to actually eat anything
-the 8 trips to the bathroom that I take and the 3 rolls of toilet paper needed
-flashes of memory of things I did the day before
-feelings of embarrasment when checking call history on cell phone
-thinking i am better and then the nausea kicks back in only worse
Top things I love about hangovers
-feeling skinny *see items one,six and seven above*
-uncontrollable giggling at really stupid stuff
-wittiness at all time high
Hangover~B-side
I had a lot to drink last night
I almost got into a fight
And something doesn't feel right about it
I woke up this morning feeling rough
I knew my day was gonna be tough
And I have had enough, or have I?
I wish I could be sober
When I'm feeling hungover
I know I'll be winning when my ceiling isn't spinning yeah, yeah!
It's really getting to my brain
I'm tired of waking up in pain
I swear I'll never drink again, but will I?
I wish I could be sober
When I'm feeling hungover
I know I'll be winning when my ceiling isn't spinning yeah, yeah!
Top things I hate about hangovers
-nausea and or vomiting
-being hot all day
-very hot flashes
-uncontrollable body jerks out of nowhere
-heart racing as I try to fall sleep *this could also be the redbull*
-being so hungry but unable to actually eat anything
-the 8 trips to the bathroom that I take and the 3 rolls of toilet paper needed
-flashes of memory of things I did the day before
-feelings of embarrasment when checking call history on cell phone
-thinking i am better and then the nausea kicks back in only worse
Top things I love about hangovers
-feeling skinny *see items one,six and seven above*
-uncontrollable giggling at really stupid stuff
-wittiness at all time high

3 Comments:
How about your ability to write creative break-up songs?
By
CaptSmakk, at 11:40 AM
Is that a positive or negative?
By
Sarah, at 3:11 PM
Let's just say at they're funny...
By
CaptSmakk, at 1:56 PM
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