I hate being wrong but at least I can admit it

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far ~ The Eagles

My weekend was pretty incredible. I have some major PWD going on again. This weekend I:
Danced in a empty bar because they gave us free drinks.
Slept on the biggest piece of sh!t pullout sofa.
Saw Kelly Clarkson riding a camel down I35.
Listened to a styrofoam cooler squeak in the car.
Had Texadelphia for the first time.
Drank a Lonestar beer.
Walked down my favorite street in Austin.
Shopped at my favorite store in Austin.
Listened to some really weird bands.
Did shots at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Partied with 2 people from the Real World cast.
Signed release form completely drunk not even reading it.
Drove by Real World house 6 times.
Left my trunk containing camera & check book open the whole time I was at Logans.
Went to sleep sober once.