Things that have bothered me lately

-Addison cops. Get-a-grip-really!
-No beer at work. Wait, I do get beer but only on Fridays. Change that to
*No full service bar 5 days a week.
-People driving 30 miles per hour in the parking garage. That's just smart.
-Getting the appetizer, and getting the entree two minutes later. Timing people, timing.
-Frozen hands at bar syndrome. I really wish someone would just hold my drink the whole time, thank you.
-Energy drinks. This is getting to be a very expensive addiction.
-Ring tones. This addiction is also starting to get expensive. If you would like to donate to this email me and we'll get the pay-pal thing set up. In return, I promise to annoy you with hundreds of text messages and picture mails.
-Having to carry my trash all the way to the curb. Can they not come get it from inside my apartment?

That's it really. To leave this post on a more positive note. Here is a diagram of the female brain.


And the male.