A Picture Share!

I'm fucking psychic

So I'm driving in my car this morning. I'm not in a good mood. I'm searching for some song to cheer me up. I start looking at this 80's cd and I'm like yes, Safety Dance it is. As I'm pulling the cd out it comes on the radio.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Amen. I need some dancing. I'm feeling antsy.

Couldn't resist another Avril picture

New with me you ask? Well I can't think of much besides this new rash I got. First the boy got it. Just around his waist band.but now his rash is really bad and I have little raised itchy dry bumps everywhere. one on my arm, a few on my back, some on my legs and stomach. We are using the same detergent and softner BUT we bought different ones of that brand. Like the detergent now has color safe bleach so we are thinking it's that and are buying new today and changing the sheets etc etc. Or I may just have to take tomorrow off and go to the doctor in the morning and hopefuly he'll prescribe a day at the pool the rest of the day. Kind of a pre-drinking for seeing Roger Creager tomorrow night.

All the cool Avrils are doing it

The celeb couple for rock fraternity, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, have decided to live together in holy matrimony.

The punk princess and Sum 41 frontman, 20 and 25 respectively, are engaged after dating for more than a year.


Deryck popped the question to fellow rocker Avril in Venice, as she was wrapping up her European tour.

Prank on Brian

I'm just going to copy and paste what I just typed to my friend.

Sheila had this fake cat turd. We all laughed hysterically over Brians possible reaction of finding it. muahahaha. So I got home Saturday and put it on the bed next to his pillow. I made sure to be in the room when he found it cuz 1. I wanted to see the look on his face. 2. I wanted to be able to stop him from killing Tommy. So he sees it, gets this look of horror on his face and starts his little stomp towards the bed. Y'all should see this stomp by the way. I imagine it's similar to Napoleans. So I'm having to turn my head to keep from laughing out loud. With my hangover my head almost explodes. When he gets right up on it he realizes it's fake. I don't know how. It looks soooo real. It's in my jewelry box right now and everyday when I open that up to get out "the ring" it surprises the sh!t out of me ha ha no pun intended. I'm thinking about putting it in the vegetable drawer or something next. Back to the story, so Brian tells me that when he saw it he had already scanned over possible ways to kill Tom and had already settled on one. In just a matter of seconds! God that was funny. And if you knew Brian you would be rolling on the ground holding your stomach laughing. He is a neat freak, anal retentive and even admits to being OCD. This is the guy that has the best cleaning products, vacumes every 4 days, knows how to get makeup out of our towels, etc. etc. He hates cats. He is being a good sport about having one live with him. For him to find a cat turd in his place is huge. For it to be in his bed next to his pillow is hilarious. I really wish I would have video recorded the whole incident. Alright, I'm off to plan the next joke on him. Any ideas are appreciated.

I really do crack myself up sometimes. ;)

Freak!

This is Tommy in my closet. Why he decided to climb into my bag I have no idea.

My flat Pat being molested

Ok long update.I'll try to make it short.

Wednesday was the last day I posted. I haven't had time since because I've been so busy being ENGAGED! Yep. So I spent all Thursday emailing/calling/posting about the good news. Oh and Wednesday had lunch at Uncle Julios off the tollway with friends......pretty good. I would eat there again. Thursday night we went to eat at Maggianos. I didn't really like what I ordered, angel hair pasta with shrimp and arribata (sp?) but that's ok. I just finished off the bottle of wine. :) But if I ever go there again, which I'm sure I will, I'm getting the lasagna. It's soooo yummy. It's either first or second my list of best lasagna. Friday I went straight from work to Bedford to meet Karina, Jessica, Starr, Gabby, Becca, Sheila, Stephanie, and Tish for dinner and drinks. We headed over to Billy Bobs after that where Debie met us and us girls had a great time watching Bleu Edmondson Band. Get back to Sheilas and her, Steph and Debie and I drink two bottles of champagne celebrating my engagement. We all 4 crawl into bed and fall asleep at 4am watching Finding Nemo. Saturday I get up and go get Monster and Whataburger. Drink a beer to combat creeping hangover. Go to Sheilas Bridal shower in freaking BENBROOK. I'm feeling fine until Karina's mom convinces me to go have a fag (I love how she calls cigarettes fags. She's from Denmak). Fight waves of nausea all the way back to The Colony. Actually have to stop for emergency restroom stop and decide to pick up some beer for the road. Don't worry I didn't actually drink and drive. I switched over to my alter ego and she drank while I drove. It's fine. I'm a great driver. It was actually her that drove into the garage that night. Later that night me and my new little family met out some more friends for dinner. Apparently I'm not the only one that think my new future step daughters are precious. My friends tried to take them home with them. Sunday fathers day, called the dads, saw the FIL and early to bed. Yesterday Brian and I went to see the new Batman movie. I really liked it. It was by far the best Batman movie.

Ok that's it. Now the letter I was meaning to write.

Dear Liver,
I had planned on writing you a letter on Saturday. I was going to tell you that I will never again drink champagne. I thought that you and it combined were trying to kill me. I now know that it must just have been "just engaged" jitters and I was nervous about calling both my dads the next day with the news. So I'm sorry liver, but I'm sure I'll be continuing drinking everything including champagne.

Smooches,
Sarah

Oh and as a final thought. I'm so glad Tom took my advice and waited to propose to Katie. I told him that it was only fair to let me have my day and that then they wouldn't have to share their news on the same day. Her ring is fabulous by the way but I like mine better.

Help the drunk!

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

This looks really familiar.

Come pick me up

New favorite song. It's by Ryan Adams. Eli Young and Randy Rogers are both covering it right now. It is so awesome!


When they call your name
Will you walk right up?
With a smile on your face?
Or will you cower in fear
In your favorite sweater
With an old love letter?

I wish you would
I wish you would

Come pick me up
Take me out
Fuck me up
Steal my records
Screw all my friends
They’re all full of shit
With a smile on your face
And then do it again

I wish you would

When you’re walking downtown
Do you wish I was there?
Do you wish it was me?
With the windows clear and the mannequins eyes
Do they all look like mine?

You know you could
I wish you would

Come pick me up
Take me out
Fuck me up
Steal my records
Screw all my friends behind my back
With a smile on your face
And then do it again

I wish you would

I wish you’d make up my bed
So I could make up my mind
Try it for sleeping instead
Maybe you’ll rest sometime

I wish I could

I got bored

1. Full Name: Sarah Michelle
2. your nick name: currently it's Avril, and Brian calls me Angel
3. Birthday: 9/11/77
4. Place of Birth: Wichita, KS
5. Zodiac Sign: virgo
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Grade: What?
9. Occupation: travel industry
10. Residence: The Colony
11. Screen Names: txmusicgurl

__Your Appearence___

12. Hair Color: blonde
13. Hair Long or Short: long
14. Eye Color: blue
15. Considered small or big? small
16. Height: 5'4
17. Weight: 108
18. Shoe Size: 7.5
19. Braces?: nope
20. Glasses?: yes. contacts
21. Piercings: ears and belly button
22. Tattoos: nope
23. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

24. First Kiss: Freshman year high school for first real kiss
25. First B.F/ G.F: todd in kindergarten, the list goes on from there
26. first best friend: Kim Johnson
27. First Award: some athletic award
28 First Sport You Joined: gymnastics
29. first pet: Pete the parakeet
30. First Vacation: Disney World
31. First Concert: joan jett and the blackhearts
32. First Love: real love? Jamy

___ Favorites___

33. Movie: Breakfast atTiffanys
34. TV Show: Everybody Loves Raymond, OC, Friends
35. Color: pink
36. Band: Pat Green
37. Song: where to begin.....
38. Food: Mexican
39. Drink: diet coke and captain morgan mmm or miller lite.
40. Candy: Butterfinger bb's
41. Sport To Play: cross country running
42. Sport To Watch: womens gymnastics, college football
43. Brand Of Clothing: Express
44. Store: http://www.whiteandblack.com/
45. School Subject: literature
46. Animal: west highland terrier
47. Book: bridget jones ish books
48. Magazine: US Weekly baby!!!!

___Currently___

49. Eating: nothing. skipping breakfast today
50. Drinking: venti carmel light frappuccino
51. Typing: this you moron
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening to: nothing
54. Thinking About: this quiz
55. Wanting To: drink a beer
56. Watching: my computer monitor. damn where do you get these questions
57. Wearing: jeans and favorite shit. you know the one. your lips keep moving but all i hear is blah blah blah

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yes
59. Want to Get Married?: Yes.
60. Careers in Mind: good question

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: short
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both

___Have You Ever___

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Drank Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: yes
82. Broken a Bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Broken Someones Heart: yes
85. Broke Up With Someone: yes
86. Turned Someone Down: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First Sight: yes
92. Ghosts: yes
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: no
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Cheating: No.
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: yes

Oh my gosh! I just found out the best news!! Probably the best news since I found out Sheila was getting married. I am about to burst. But I can't say anything yet. Oh this sucks!

So what a boring post for anyone that actually ever reads this. I'm sorry. I'm just so excited. I will probably do cartwheels later and drink a bottle of champagne.

Haha! Take that wrinkles!!!

So last night at Buffalo Wild Wings. I (at the delightfully young age of 27) got carded. Nicki (at the ripe age of 23)did not. ha ha!

My guide to camping

First and foremost, pick a place that alcohol is permitted. This is going to cancel out pretty much all state parks that I know of. Imagine my surprise when I first saw the sign that said alcohol prohibited. If I had any cell service I would have taken a picture and posted it but thats another subject. So it's no problem for me to break the law so I drank without any worries but just to be safe I suggest liquor,mixers and plastic cups to keep it on the dl.

I highly recommend Off Skintastic. Had I put it on, I would not have a mosquito bite on my toe rubbing against my sandle right this minute. Note to self, bringing it along is not enough, you actually have to apply spray.

Another very important part of camping is smores. Ok so this is the one area at which I excelled. I had 6 marshmellows, very few marshmellow fires, graham crackers, half a hershes candy bar and sticky hands. Baby wipes work great at wiping off stickiness from the smores. Or any other things you need to clean.

Also, try not to run screaming everytime you see a "stink bug" or a huge black wasp the size of a golf ball. This tends to scare other campers and small children.

Sunscreen. I'm not going to dumb this down for you.

Bring a flashlight. Or 3 or 4. As many as you can.

Go camping where you have cell phone service. You can imagine how awful it feels to not know what time it is, who has called, what random picture mails you are missing etc. etc. Or to be honest it was actually kinda nice and quiet for a change.

Alright, I think that should do it. I hope this is a good guide to camping. Oh as a afterthought I should add do not go camping if it is going to be over 93 degress. Because that was about all I could handle. My next trip won't be until at least October when it's cooler.

Memories

So me and my friends are talking about toys from the 80's. Just because I did not own a transformer (hello! those were for boys) does not mean I slept through the 80's. Toys I had:

4 cabbage patch kids
1 cabbage patch kid koosa
my little ponys
popples
1 care bear (Love A Lot-of course)
strawberry short cake stuff
rainbow brite. I had her and a sprite.
Alley Cat
a Pound Puppy
garbage pail kids cards
slap bracelets
sea monkeys
slam books
get in shape girl (those work out tapes)
nintendo
rubik's cube
Holly Hobbie stuff


And probably a bunch of other stuff I don't remember. For more 80's toys see.....
http://www.inthe80s.com/toys/index.shtml

Omg. I found her. This is just like my favorite one.

Get paid to drink?

Ok I was sent this fwd. Too good to be true.....

We have a very interesting test coming up in your area. We're looking for male and female participants between the age of 21 to 50 to take part in an alcohol taste test study. Those who qualify and participate will receive a $30 incentive for their time. The test is scheduled to last approximately 60 min. and will be held on the 8th and 9th of June.

The test will require tasting some samples of alcoholic beverages. As a precaution, we recommend that someone drives you to and from the test site. We will pay an additional $10 to the designated driver.

If you or someone you know would like to participate, please contact the appropriate office location below. We're recruiting for a variety of metropolitan areas.

Dallas, TX
Stonebriar Center
Keith Brock
469-633-0447

Cocktail


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That's more like it!

Huh really?

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ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
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I am sooo not black barbie. Whatever girlfriend! I think that is the stupidest quiz I've ever taken. Off to find another.