Some things I have learned this week

~The pitchers of beer at Firewater are a really good deal.
~The new "couple" friends live off of Greenville Avenue RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM JUSTIN POLLARD!
~Diet Rockstar is just as good or better then Lo carb Monster.
~Mike Eli of the Eli Young Band is really cute. And he touched my nose last night. :)
~Text messaging at 5:30am really makes boyfriend mad.
~Letting boyfriend sleep on couch feels great.
~Diet Cherry Limeaid only has 33 calories for a large. I don't know how many calories the Sky Citrus vodka added.

A little Lynard Skynard seems appropriate

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


And so on and so on. Ahh the smell of New Orleans on a hot muggy day. I can't think of anything more refreshing. haha! I just hope that wasn't death around me. Pics:



Yes, that's my "I smell fragrant New Orleans" look.


The bride.

The quarter.

Does this even look like it's the United States?

Poor mule. Nice umm head dressing.

Umm. Me dancing........Don't ask.

Brian thinks this is a good picture.

Ohh my stomach

My new favorite restaurant (behind all my fave tex mex joints of course) is Naan. It's kind of a trip up the tollway but it's a way cute little area. Lots of other good restaurants and bars etc. I had the the crawfish sushi which was THE BEST sushi I've ever had and then the pork in spicy sauce. I had a bite of the short ribs and they were really good too. Something has me trying new things that I wouldn't normally try. This should be a good thing. But last night it wasn't. Do not eat the little minnow thingies on the condiments plate. For the love of god do not eat them!

Time for a dfilm

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2411566

Nothing much is new. Finally got dear Hondies oil changed today. I was only 2000 miles over. She also got her first state inspection and a deluxe car wash. That was a fun lunch for me. *roll* But I do highly recommend Car Spa. Tonight I'm going to get my contacts from Nicki finally. The rest of the week I'm going to do some shopping and packing for my trip to New Orleans. I leave Friday night on Southwest. Woo! So far agenda for New Orleans is:
Drink on plane. Southwest does serve drinks right?
Have hurricane at Pat O'Briens
Visit other obligatory bars
Lunch at K Pauls Lousiana kitchen
Ride trolley
Go to City Park to attend a wedding
Reception and after party
Cafe Dumond for brunch
And everything else in between I'll just play by ear. *sigh* Is it Friday yet? Is it 6pm yet?

I took this from

Non-Girlfriend




My uncle once: stood on his head at my first wedding doing shots of jaeger.
Never in my life: seen cocaine
When I was five: I got my ears pierced
High School was: not as fun as college and adult life. Wait, did I just say that I'm an adult?
I will never forget: that Amber is a smelly pirate hooker.
I once met: a drink I didn't like. It was called scotch on the rocks.
There's this girl I know who: has a blog that she doesn't share with her friends.
Once, at a bar: I decided it was a good idea to visit 20 bars in one day.
By noon I'm usually: Ready to go home.
Last night: I had Buffalo Wild Wings and beer with my friend Sheila.
Next time I go to church I: will be attending a friends wedding.
Terry Schiavo: Was very pretty at one time.
When I turn my head left, I see: My cubicle wall.
When I turn my head right, I see: traffic and a liquor store out my window.
You know I'm lying when: I say: I'm a very dull girl that never likes to do anything fun.
What I miss most about the eighties: The music!!
If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: fictious.
By this time next year: I will have more money in my savings account.
A better name for me would be: Princess Sarah. Which ironically enough Sarah means princess in Hebrew. ;)
I have a hard time understanding: men.
If I ever go back to school I'll: wear glasses and a school girl uniform on test days.
You know I like you if: I think you're funny.
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: God. Oh wait, I'm not a rapper accepting a grammy award.
Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, and Geraldine Ferraro: DMSG is my favorite item left out of chinese food.
Take my advice, never: book a trip with a guy you like and his girlfriend.
My ideal breakfast is: a huge glass of milk and biscuits and gravy.
A song I love, but do not have is: non existant.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You bring some books, magazines, mp3 player etc. etc.
Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars: WTF?
Why won't anyone invent: a money tree?
If you spend the night at my house, don't: be a slob.
I'd stop my wedding for: not sure. But I'll stop the world and melt with you.
The world could do without: Kevin Federline.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: die
My favorite blonde is: Jessica Simpson
Paper clips are more useful than: Gretchen Wilson
If I do anything well, it's: win the love of pets.
The last time I was drunk, I: smoked too many cigarettes.
And, by the way: by your side I'll stay. If that's ok.

Things that have bothered me lately

-Addison cops. Get-a-grip-really!
-No beer at work. Wait, I do get beer but only on Fridays. Change that to
*No full service bar 5 days a week.
-People driving 30 miles per hour in the parking garage. That's just smart.
-Getting the appetizer, and getting the entree two minutes later. Timing people, timing.
-Frozen hands at bar syndrome. I really wish someone would just hold my drink the whole time, thank you.
-Energy drinks. This is getting to be a very expensive addiction.
-Ring tones. This addiction is also starting to get expensive. If you would like to donate to this email me and we'll get the pay-pal thing set up. In return, I promise to annoy you with hundreds of text messages and picture mails.
-Having to carry my trash all the way to the curb. Can they not come get it from inside my apartment?

That's it really. To leave this post on a more positive note. Here is a diagram of the female brain.


And the male.

Thank you, guardian angel

Hmmm. You would think that when one gets pulled over by police and one pulls into parking spot with huge puddle on purpose so that the officer has to stand in 3 inches of water one would get a ticket. Luckily that isn't the case today because I don't think I can handle any more issues right now. Oh- also lucky he didn't give me a breathalyzer because I think I'm still drunk. :|

can't....form.....sentences....here is update

Top 5 things about this weekend:
New gold flip flops
Really good wine
Good grits casserole (if I do say so myself)*see Grits book below for recipe*
Worked out (go me!)
the company

Top 5 not so good things about this weekend:
Seeing Lisa and trying not to kick her in the twat
telling the girls about Everest dying :(
1 hour of boredom on Brians mom's couch
Ran out of wine and captain (ok well there is only like 1 drink left)
The lodge not having coffee Sunday morning, bastards!

Top 5 things worth mentioning
Alfie
Meet the Fockers
Diet coke with splenda
tacori.com (holy shit I'm in love)
http://homestarrunner.com/cantsayjob.html ( my only suggestion is to next time add maybe 3 or 4 more syllables)

A Picture Share!

Test. This is on the wall at adairs

A Picture Share! -1

Testing one two three. This is where i spent ten minutes of my lunch

This is very un-grit like but

WHY THE FUCK IS MY BRA HURTING ME?!!!!! I may need to take it off. That or go shopping for new bras. Or just not wear a bra? Nahhh.

And Karina didn't want to do anything for her birthday tonight so now I have no plans and I don't know what to do. Also could it be any more dreary outside?

That is all. Hakuna matta. carpe diem. asta la vista bebe. etc. etc. when in rome.

Grit in Training?

I went to Barnes and Noble on my lunch to get my mom a book for mothers day. Of course I couldn't help browsing for myself and I came across a book I couldnt pass up.

What do Sweet Potato Queens, Steel Magnolias, Ya-Ya Sisters, and Southern Belles have in common? They're Grits®—Girls Raised In The South!

Now you, too, can benefit from the unspoken rules, rich traditions, and distinctive style of the Southern woman. Like a tall glass of Grandma's lemonade, The Grits® Guide to Life is sweet, sharp, and chock full of Southern charm. Inside these pages you'll find advice, tradition, recipes, humor, quotable wisdom, and vital lessons such as:

-- How to eat watermelon in a sundress
-- How to drink like a Southern lady (sip…a lot)
-- How to say darlin' like you mean it

From tending your heirloom iron skillet to avoiding a Southern girl's deadly sins (bad hair, bad manners, and bad blind dates), this handbook is a bible of Southern style for the Grits® girl in all of us.

Current fave Cory song is Nothing Better

Cory concert was awesome. I haven't uploaded (looks in bag notices camera) my pictures yet but I guess I could do that next. So after the little incident with the driving, drinking and cocaine he seemed a little more subdued. But he was still fairly entergetic. I heard he wasn't drinking anymore but he must have made an exception because of his birthday. He did about 3 shots people kept buying for him. He had one of them sitting on stage right in front of me that he didn't drink forever. It was tempting to not grab it. haha. This stupid bitch was getting on my nerves first 10 minutes though. He plays one song and she starts yelling "big city stripper" Well , ho bag, he's not going to play that first or second or even in first half. duh. Little bit later I guess she ordered him a shot cuz she's going "CORY. TAKE YOUR SHOT!!!" You can't smoke down in front so I had to sneak to the bathroom and take like 3 drags off of a cigarette. I flush it down the toilet. Correction, attempt to flush, toilet overflows. At least this time I hadn't actually gone in it. Ok here's the picture Jess sent me. I look fat or something. I need a haircut for sure.