Get it out of my head!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junkall that junk inside your trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunkget you love drunk off my hump
my hump my hump my hump my hump my humpmy hump my hump my hump
my lovely little lumps

Once again another bitching post

I just can't get enough of these lately. I am so bitchy lately. Anyway, todays topic will be my birthday and how bad it sucks. I have the crappiest birthdays no lie. It all started a few years ago. 9/11/01 to be exact. So there was that whole thing. And then since then they have been kinda lame. I was really looking forward to a good one this year. I had a trip planned, tickets booked, hotel booked. And then came Katrina. That bitch, that slut, that whore! I guess a weekend trip to New Orleans isn't going to happen now. :( Adding to the additional suckiness is the Wright Amendment. http://www.setlovefree.com/ Now I gotta find some other city to travel to and this isn't making it easy.

That is all. for now.

I do not love hangover

Is there not a way to cure these things? This is terrible. I tried to take a nap at lunch but everytime I started to fall asleep my heart started pounding. I was afraid that my brain was going to quit telling my body to function. That or I was going to throw up and choke to death on my own vomit. Very sad. I used to drink 7 up and eat a lunchable. Then I switched to a nap in the tanning bed and drinking a monster. Now I guess I'm gonna try just drinking some more. That shouldn't start an endless cycle! I'll be fine I'm sure. I can train for my marathon some other time.

A Picture Share!

I love Baby Acapulcos

Some things

-Never eat wings at night and try to get up and run in the morning.
- Luckily there was a bathroom in the gym before I went to run.
-Dogs love cat food.
-Cats love......ok got nothing there.
-Bottle of Captain Morgan in Addison is $26
-Training for a marathon will interfere with your eating/drinking schedule.
-People are dense.
-Angel by Aerosmith is on JackFM right now.
-A full sized bed is not big.
-I can't wait to get my new mp3 player.

Trip Summary

My trip starts with my flight from Dallas getting delayed. Luckily the bar was right across from my gate so I go over there to have a beer or three. Get to Atlanta where I've missed my connection. They put me on the standby list for the next 2 flights out. First comes and goes without me getting on it. I'm getting nervous now. I call Sheila to have her look at hotels for me in Atlanta. Luckily I didn't need it and got on the last flight. Kristen, Sara and Angie pick me up from the airport. Angie is drunk and was mad dad tricked her into going home. She wanted to go out dancing. haha! Dad is happy to see me and I climb onto his 60 year old lap for a hug. Wake up the next morning pretty early. Angie and I go to Hardees to get biscuits and gravy. We make a stop on the way so she can get smokes and for us to get drinks for the beach. Get to Hardees 3 minutes after they stop serving breakfast . Bastards! Settle on crappy Mcdonalds hamburgers. I stop at the produce market for a pound and a half of boiled peanuts. Yum! So after we eat, us 3 sisters head to the beach. As soon as we sit our stuff down we are headed for the water because it was blazing out there. Get back to our towels and open up Smirnoff twisted V's. The watermelon ones are awesome. Yes, I gave my 18 year old sister alcohol. These are completely harmless. Nothing like the time she was 16 and we were doing tequila shots. A guy I went to high school with was there with his little boy. I hadn't seen him in about 12 year years so it was really weird that we even recognized each other. Though I couldn't remember his name. That is so embarrassing. He said he's coming to Dallas to visit his girlfriend in a week or so so I told him he could call me to go out with boyfriend and co if we're doing anything. Beach trip didn't last long. It was so hot I couldn't even drink. Plus Kristen tells me a story about a girl getting bit by a shark a few weeks ago and she was on her period......I didn't know I could walk on water. Dad's birthday party started at 5. There were about 50 people there. We had tons of food, wine, liquor, and a keg. The keg floated at 11:30 ish. Some people brought some beer so I just drank a couple of those. It was really great to see everyone. I've known most of these people 10 or 15 years and they are a great bunch. I went to bed pretty early, about 1am. I believe it went till about 3 ish. Sunday I get up really early. I started cleaning up the kitchen and stuff. That took about an hour or more. What a mess! Note to self, never allow someone to make cheese fondue and leave it in the pot with a scorched bottom. I really almost puked scraping that out. Went out on the boat to Crab Island until about 3:15 ish. It started to rain and lightning a bit and then kinda cleared up the rest of the time. Rushed back home to shower (this meant I got out of cleaning the boat haha!) so I could make my 6:30 flight only to find out that it was delayed in Atlanta because of mechanical problems. I didn't even end up getting to Atlanta that night. I stayed another night in Ft. Walton and left out this morning at 6:25am. ugg!! I am a tired girl. And my mouth is dry dry. I need to drink at least 10 glasses of water today. I will try to get some pictures up later this week.
Quotes from weekend:
Mark "I have issues."
Dad "Every day above ground is a good day"
Mandy "it's a my size bag!"
Kristen "It's a my size Barbie!"
Angie "dad tricked me."
Janet "it's not a german shepard"
Me "I'll meet you in Atlanta." >:
James "your future son in law"
everyone to Mark "why are you so sweaty??"

Oh memories

So today I head off to Ft. Walton Beach to see my dad. He is turning 60 on Saturday. That sounds really old but he is so young at heart. And also he is in better shape then a lot of 40-50 year olds I know. I'm sure I'll be returning in another 40 years for his 100th. Wait, in another 40 years I wouldn't mind being retired and living there. Anyway, I've been trying to find a good gift for him that doesn't require a lot of money. I just moved and am el broko. I settled on some OU Sooners stuff and putting some pictures of us and me in a frame. This involved a 50 minute drive to Arlington last night to my ex husbands to get some photo albums that I had left. That was fun! So ex answers door wearing some teenie bopper hollister looking outfit. You're not fooling me buddy. You are 30. Introduces me to new wifey. "nice to meet you. " "so nice to finally meet you" blah blah. "I like what you've done with the place" The meaning MY place. We talk about moving, the neighbors, our mutual friend who has just died and my broken engagement. Really they were both nice, I was nice and it was nice that we could all be adults. Walks me to my car and off I go. Weird. I had to stop for beer after that. Rest of the evening spent looking at pictures "look how cute I am. Look how fat I look, Look at my hair in this one....." and unpacking.

I'm ready to go to Ft. Walton now.......Come on 4:25.

Do you really know me or are you just looking at blogs thinking you know me?

Hi

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Sarah

1) What stickers do you have on your car, if any? Pat Green
2) What posters do you have in your room? posters? Are we in junior high still?
3) What do you hear right now? Jack fm
4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? diet cherry coke
5) Does anything hurt on your body right now? no
6) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave? no!
7) What's your job position called? Travel consultant
8) What size ring do you wear? 6
9) Do you own a picture phone? yes
10) What's your birthday? September 11th
11) What's your Mom's favorite band/musician? no idea. She does like pat too though.
12) What's your Dad's favorite band/musician? I keep sending him all these Pat cd's.....
13) What was your elementary school's mascot? knight
14) What's your favorite bottled water? aquafina
15) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when? Dave Matthews Band Sep 3rd.
16) What were you doing at 9 pm last night? falling asleep in front of tv
17) What's your favorite Starbucks drink? carmel light frappuccino
18) Do you exercise as much as you should? No way.
19) Did you attend your High School prom? Yes
20) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? Probably not

Vent

Why do ice cream bars still have a wood stick in them? They taste like ass. Can they not use plastic? This stick is ruining at least half of my butterfinger ice cream bar. Sigh.

Babies

What in gods name are they doing to their child?

If I had a child I would not play with it upside down. I'm a klutz as it is. What if I dropped the poor thing? Which reminds me of a story. You know back in the day child seats weren't a big thing. Seatbelts weren't a big thing either. So 2 year old me is riding with Mommy in our vw bug, this is in Germany mind you, and being the entergetic person I am I have to stand in the seat instead of sitting. With the window open. Now what klutzy thing did I pull that day to manage to fling myself out the window? And now you know why I am the way I am now. I'm sure I landed right on my head.

But enough about me.

Oh my god. He's getting as scary looking as Michael Jackson


She's not hot and has never been hot. I don't care what you say.


Top 50 Naturally Pretty Girls.

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I really can't agree with all these but 1 and 30 are two of my favorites.

Really pretty bride. :)

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Todays horoscope from Yahoo reads: Virgo
If there's one thing you've learned, it's that putting off the inevitable almost always leads to anxiety. With that in mind, you leap to tackle any and all chores, errands and duties that have been accumulating during the business of the last few days. This is definitely a time to handle any to-dos as quickly as possible. Others will be inspired by your example to set their affairs in order rather than waiting until the last possible minute.

Well let's see. I did a load of laundry, took out the trash, cleaned the litter box and swept the bathroom all by 8:30 this morning. So all my chores are done........what next?

todays horoscope from msn:
Just when you are feeling good and solid in your plan, dear Virgo, something or someone may be stepping in to rain on your parade. You may get the feeling today that you are taking one step forward and then two steps back. Perhaps there is a feeling of doubt that is creeping into the picture. Try not to let these nagging restrictive energies hold you back. Be confident of yourself and your abilities.

All that comes to mind is Paula Abduls song "opposites attract" Only it wentI take two steps forward, you take two steps back....And I'm not confident of myself and my abilities. I suck at relationships!

Random question day

How many sprites do I have to drink to have my stomach quit hurting?
Why can't I find anything interesting to update my blog about?
Why is the sky blue?
Why are diamonds so expensive?
Why did I sell my washer and dryer?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why haven't I done a dfilm in awhile?