Dear Cupid or whoever you are

I see you have split up another couple. They were friends/aquaintences of mine. They thought they were both getting a brand new start on life. The ugly D word was a long distant memory. They even chanced starting a family together. And now she's 31 with a baby to add to her son from her last marriage. And SINGLE again. Ugg. Please leave me out of your disruption of happily ever after. I like to think that maybe you've put me on the right path and you can just bow out gracefully now and leave the rest to me. Thanks.